Missing Person
Have you seen me?
I’m about 5’5 (and ¾)
I have brown hair, hazel eyes
I’m *cough* 150-200 lbs roughly
I’m really cute
If you see me please call 215-555-1212
See I lost myself
But I don’t quite know where
I think it was between boyfriend number 150 and boyfriend number 300
Or maybe it was between lady 180 and lady 600
I’m not sure
I know what I look like….well I know what I *looked* like
I know that I used to be a really nice person
I was a bit rough around the edges
I didn’t have a filter between my brain and my mouth but I was honest *don’t give me side eye either*
You never had to guess with me
I was self confident
I knew where I was, where I wanted to go and what path I needed to take to get there
Again I’m look for me
Have you seen me
Excuse me sir, have you seen a girl named Charisse…no
Excuse me ma’am, have you seen a girl named Charisse..no
I swear I had her with me
She was in my pocket and I kept pulling her out because she was so shiny
She was so awesome and I loved to play with her
Well in secret
I couldn’t play with her totally because she was so confident I was afraid she might overpower people
So I tucked her away
I didn’t want to lose her
She was really important to me ma’am
Can you please help me find her
Have you seen me?
I’m about 5’5 (and ¾)
I have brown hair, hazel eyes
I’m *cough* 150-200 lbs roughly
I’m really cute
If you see me please call 215-555-1212
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